I hope breaking your oath was worth it. I’m ashamed to see the uniform I once wore now.

outside of mucking about.

The best use case of all.

To be clear, we’re doing the exact same thing here. And I’ve seen a ton of other people doing the same. We’re not all sleepwalking into this, and I don’t expect our media to give an accurate representation of just how many people are.

We’re not doing as bad as people think.

Yeah someone made a bad call there. Just call the damn thing a cat shark.

Good to see Gargamel following his dreams.

The soundtrack in heaven just got a lot more dope.

Too bad you decided to be a shit bag in real life. Not gonna miss this dude one ounce.

Doesnt even need to involve alcohol. If you panic in a rip current, the ocean is going to fucking win 100% of the time. Nature be crazy yo.

Someone that knows what they’re doing: I will watch this show.

I would also consider the President being involved at all in an ongoing criminal investigation into a child sex trafficking ring as a giant fucking red flag but that’s just me.

James Wan begins writing furiously

The crazy thing is, I think he’s more worried about this than he might need to be.

Theres a solid chance that legit evidence of this mother fucker raping children could come out, and he doesn’t dip below his floor of support. “THIS will be the thing that brings him down” has been proven wrong sooooo many times.

No no, they got the money. They refused to use it for this and instead gave it to the sheriff.

They’re stupid and “welfare queens”.

You’re being a tool. Stop it.

I’d prefer a giant asteroid, but an apocalyptic volcanic eruption would probably do just fine too.

It’s so much harder to fake being a Nazi than it is to fake being a tiny bit decent. I guess I’m just not as practiced at the Nazi thing as your average conservative is though.

I could get this thing open by sternly looking at it. Wouldn’t even need my tools.

But don’t you see? By losing, we sent a message to the Democratic Party leadership and now they’re totally moving left!

And at a high rate of fire.

Or the bodyguard can be super cool just one time…