Flying Honda Accord confirmed.

You ate Taco Bell yesterday, huh?

Discord, in the future, probably…

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shittily depressing

This one. It’s definitely this one. 🙁

This should be good…

Ah, finally a practical use for AI…universal scapegoat!

This is my favorite book! I love that you love it too! It only gets better the further you get in the story. I own both the abridged and unabridged versions, can’t go wrong with either. Hope you enjoy the last half!

My response is even harsher…“Yeah, no, I’m finding a way to never use this company’s services ever again.” Easier said than done, but I don’t even want to associate with places that shove this in my face.

So, what is the difference between this approach and just selling an extended warranty?

Biden drew up this storm path on a map…WITH A SHARPIE

That’s the spirit!

The nice thing about being a pessimist is that you are always either right, or pleasantly surprised.

Elon, sometime soon: “I’ve got a great idea! We’re renaming Tesla to ‘E’! Let’s go, bros!”

Please, how do I unsubscribe from this program/station/network/reality?

I was trying to think how this could be enforced. It actually makes sense when you frame it this way, didn’t think about the parent side. “Sorry Karen, that’s the law! Your kid week get her phone back in a week!”

October 2025 me: what the hell, why didn’t anyone tell me about this before!?!

Someone recently told me they bought a “vintage truck”. I asked them what year the truck was made, expecting something from the 60’s or so…but apparently 1985 is vintage now. 😟

At least it looks like he knows where claws should work…on the post and not the couch! 😂

Couldn’t happen to a better guy, right?