You can see it as living in fear, if that’s what helps you, I just see it as being as prepared as I can.

I’m happy for you, but all it takes is one time. No reason not to have an extra backup.

I’m just saying it’s always good to have a backup, and it doesn’t cost you a thing. You never know what’s gonna happen, so redundancy is a good thing.

What happens if somehow your phone gets broken? I always get a paper pass printed out just in case.

Kills the career they intended to have before working at Costco

I still quote Sam Jackson’s “assumption” line regularly

Spectacular

Welch’s made a fruit punch soda that was next fucking level for me.

Precious hamburgers?

She looks like one of the marionettes from Team America

The back fell off

Seriously. USS Make Shit Up here we come!

WERNSTROM!!!

And they don’t seem to have killed anyone

I would also like to thank you for that

Might as well, I’ve only eaten at two Roadhouses, but they were damn good for a chain steakhouse

I’m shocked. SHOCKED I say!

I literally just learned about that about an hour ago on a documentary show I’m watching.

I’m glad to hear that. Our Lt gov is a real piece of shit.

Like that’s been stopping anyone