Cat 1. Sleeps at the end of the bed. Cat 2, 3, 4 will sleep against my butt, not usually at the same time. Cat 5 sleeps on my second second pillow. Cat six sleeps against my chest and screams at me as he crawls back in to place after I roll over.

It already has.

No fucks given.

I live in Kansas City. Somebody is going to do a drive by on that thing.

Printing it doesn’t make it true. Smells of propaganda. How many people do you know who got a raise over 7%?

“Come closer Clarice”

Please as if we haven’t been dealing with an influx from the coast driving up our prices for the last decade already.

Laughs in Midwestern.

This is overreacting. I was beat as a child and I only need minimal therapy now.

I turn 44 on Saturday! Yay!

No.

If these people wanted medical care then they should have thought about their life choices. Like being born in America.

All consumer protections do is keep dishonest business owners seperated from their customers… money.

Oh no! I hope this doesn’t affect my pirated copies.

Yes but does Taiwan consider itself part of China?

The only people against circular reasoning are those it doesn’t work for.

It blew my mind when I learned that Taiwanese travel to Mainland China for work. The media seems to portray the two countries in a non cooperative stand off.

Water retention sucks.

Secret Service had to be punished for their screw up.

I think he’s going to take the salmon and leave you the Brussel sprouts.