What a deck, betch

The fucking bastards took it from us

Dating several people at once is easy now that several AIs are my secretaries and do all the talking

Ingredients: a dash of em

Several friends and I have always used them. They’re such a fun punctuation mark.

I’m not having that

How many ways is that?

They just regular nova

So closed minded smh

You’re spiritually a morning person, just in another time zone.

Insert parody of Raffi’s banana phone here

* ring ring *

Sleepy cofveve

CA CA

Classic: https://youtu.be/Of-lpfsBR8U

Honk honk aooga

9pm hits and you’re immediately snoozing

Olives - the father
Olive tapenade - the son
Olive oil - the holy spirit

Nice. But I also meant in real life