I post shitty jokes, say dumb shit and post stupid AI images.
I may or may not be an idiot, still working that out.

Don’t you love it when the universe gives you the perfect gift.



How do we know the spirit didn’t enter another ship? All we can do is hope that it finished what it needed to and has moved on.


Ships obviously haunted by a vengeful spirit intent on causing as much damage as it can.
We have a group that meets up Friday’s under the Brooklyn bridge.


Wtf did I do to you!?


See kids, this is why you don’t steal from ultra rich people, stick to stealing from the poor and you’ll be fine, maybe a year in jail.


So, what you’re saying is, ISIS just needs a Snickers?


Hey, we’re also miserable as fuck in other countries as well!
Yeah because all we really need is something to focus our rage at.



And that’s why I’ll have a coke please.
ok, so before we get to that we need to understand how the fall of the Roman Empire helped in the creation of modern day Scandinavia by using the silk road trade route to launder money through the Prussian army.
If you look at this map you can clearly see how changes in air pressure along the coast of Brazil caused the an uncontrollable growth of black beans which flooded the market in South East Asia causing the overthrowing of the 3rd King of Scotland to be squashed, but as you already know it was Wilhelm Vertigo who lead the British army through the Saudi desert to meet with a Sharman dog whisperer who told them that “if they follow the river 5.7 miles south and walk inland 6.8 miles, cross the north east mountain they will reach their new home”.
So do you want a drink?
Well to answer that you first have to look back at the preindustrial era of southern France and how the fall of the Mongolian empire effected the growing patterns of the north American maize fields.


That’s not how you help someone use a computer!
Where’s the “pauses to slowly exhale out your nose to calm yourself”? where’s the " move the mouse to the icon in the centre, the centre of the screen, the cen… that’s not the centre that’s the left side… I know it’s in the middle tho… THE CENTER OF THE SCREEN… THERE! THAT ONE *taps screen erratically*"?


Yeah we do, you can still buy and own guns in Australia, it’s just highly regulated and you have to have your weapon secured in a gun safe or at your gun club, which you have to be a member of to be able to purchase, I have a gun shop and a club just down the road from me and that clubs packed all weekend with people shooting.
Look at you out here victim blaming a bridge.