The current administration has pretty much normalized that one.

Way to go Meta

The top three platforms used by scammers all belong to Meta: Facebook at 57%, Instagram at 22%, and WhatsApp at 8%

TBF I have this urge when I eat rotisserie chicken too. Same Beans, same.

Whew, almost had to hide this from my wife.

Derp

Talk about word salad. Pun intended. A better title might have been something like “Low-carb and low-fat diets associated with lower heart disease risk in certain cases” and let the reader figure it out.

Jim Henson muppet vibes.

Then inexplicably pulled over and told a large rock it was absolutely correct for no apparent reason.

s/could/should/

Wink

…you sexy reptile!

Something something your mom.

The cover image looks like he’s trying to make farting noises with his mouth. Not that that’s much different than anything else that comes out of it.

Ministry of silly walks?

Reminds me of the Atlassian April fools bit about pair programming: https://www.wsj.com/video/spoof-video-on-pair-programming/A94C0B19-D1CC-4930-9DB3-00F03BD76BB9

Interesting, but take with a grain of salt:

Another caveat is the composition of the sample. The Nurses’ Health Study that the sample was drawn from is made up of overwhelmingly white women residing in the United States. “Since sex preferences and reproductive behaviors vary across cultures, religions, or countries … the sex ratio distribution pattern observed in our study may not apply to other societies,” the researchers acknowledge.

Also known as parakeety

https://lemmy.world/post/22143486

I DON’T KNOW ABOUT YOU…BUT I COULD MURDER A CURRY

The right kinds of friends will totally see this as an acceptable excuse.