It’s a caaaaaaaaaaaat.
Look, you get born, you keep your head down, and then you die. If you’re lucky.
#fedi22
It’s a caaaaaaaaaaaat.


We should start a petition to make the government take petitions more seriously.


I’d like to see PervoSpex™ banned from all public spaces too.
Edit: One downvote, presumably, from a big PervoSpex™ user.
Grew up in Galloway. It’s the rest of you who are accenting wrong.


Fourth, the corporate team’s decision making is bad enough to be harmful / fatal in and of itself. It’s sheer luck they’ve done as well as they have this long. Corporate is not only the worst enemy of users and communities, they’re also their own worst enemy. It’s so bad that if one of them was a competitor or adversary that had infiltrated the company in a covert operation to destroy it or gum it up, you wouldn’t be able to tell the difference.
Nah, they just had different goals to what you thought they had.
Did they, personally, make fuck-you-money out of reddit?
Yes, they did.


Nah, man, it clashes with PervoSpecs Con.


You’re trying to make ‘Five Mil Froggie’ a thing, huh?


Dude probably has a smart casual bin.


Yesterday: Spain is a terrific country, really, it is, I mean, one of the the best in Europe, many say the best, and they love me there, they really, do, all of, I mean, the best Spainians, they love, me, they do, they say Donald you’re the best US president for us, ever, better than all the others, they were losers and didn’t understand Europe, but you do, you’re the best, possibly the best leader of any country, of all time, and I do, I understand Europe, propably, better than anyone else…
Today: Spain is a terrible country, really, one of the worst in Europe, we’re going to cut off all trade with them, we don’t want anything to do with them, and many people agree, and I know many important leaders, they’re my friends, and they love me, really they do, and they all agree, except maybe that Pedro Sánchez guy, lazy Pedro I call him, but I don’t know, sleepy Sánchez, well he wouldn’t, would he, because he’s the king of Spain, and did you know they’re still a monarchy, truly terrible system of government, and a bad country and I never liked their pie-ella, it’s not a good dish, I mean, come on, it doesn’t even compare to a Big Mac or anything, and there’s no fries, and people all agree, everyone agrees, and they love, me, they do, they say 'Donald you’re the best US president for us, ever, better than all the others, they were losers and didn’t understand Europe, but you do, you’re the best, possibly the best leader of any country, of all time, and I do, I understand Europe, propably, better than anyone else…
Tomorrow: Spain is a terrific country, really, it is, I mean, one of the the best in Europe, many say the best, and they love me there, they really, do, all of, I mean, the best Spainians, they love, me, they do, they say Donald you’re the best US president for us, ever, better than all the others, they were losers and didn’t understand Europe, but you do, you’re the best, possibly the best leader of any country, of all time, and I do, I understand Europe, propably, better than anyone else…


644 mile range? But what if I need to drive 650 miles once in a decade? Electric cars are just a stoopid fad.
Modern problems require moth solutions.
Res tower from PUBG, surely?


The UK: ‘We’re not happy with the artificially tanned malignant tumour’


Oh, what joy! Another sleb who has millions to throw around on a vanity project while the rest of us are struggling to pay the bills! Ooh, will he change the wallpaper? Such fun!


It’s torment nexuses all the way down…


Heavily armed ICE agents to be stationed at all polling places “to prevent illegal immigrants voting”.
Calling it now.


Farage is what you get when your geriatric Saint Bernard, that’s been eating rotten fish, shits on the carpet, then eats the shit, then throws it up, then rolls in it, then jumps onto your clean bedsheets and rolls around in them too.


When I was in the states, fire stations were the obvious place to wait for cabs. Always open, always safe.


“In contrast, every Tesco, Sainsbury’s, Morrisons, Waitrose, Co-op, Lidl and Covent Garden soup tested had salt levels at or below the government target.”
Phew! Pretty much the only soup I eat on a regular basis is the Covent Garden Classic Chicken. To which I add some black pepper, some grilled chicken (if I have leftovers), and some Mahi Bhut Jolokia hot sauce. But I’ve never wanted to add salt.
I fully expect the word guessing machine to solve global hunger, the climate crisis, and all genetic disorders as soon as we feed it one more data set!