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  • Godort@lemmy.catomemes@lemmy.world•I... guess?
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    3 months ago

    “Probably, but I have several questions.”

    • Were you always a doorknob, or is this some kind of witch’s curse situation?
    • If you were always a doorknob, how did we meet and what was our first date like?
    • If this is some curse, what did you do that warranted polymorphism, and how do we change you back. (Would you even want to go back?)
    • Could I be cursed to be the door that you’re installed in?
    • How would intimacy work between us? I’m simply not creative enough to incorporate a doorknob into this
    • Being presumably immortal as a doorknob, or at the very least having a much longer lifespan than us mortals, how would you move on after old age claims me?



  • It usually happens in 2 steps.

    First step is that everything gets connected to the LAN and you can only access the PLC network from within the building’s network. Then some time later, management finds out that keeping someone on-call to go out costs a fortune, so they request that access be made so they can make the change from anywhere.

    The IT team argues security, but no new hardware can be provisioned and a developing a new process is too hard. Then the magical phrase is uttered: “Just make it work”. So IT punches a hole in the firewall, adds a NAT rule, and job done.






  • There should be no need for this to exist. The internet has been around for long enough without age verification that it doesn’t need to be added now.

    That being said, this is the lesser of the two evils, I think. If your age data exists at the device-level and can send an authorization to a service that says “This user is an adult” without needing to send them any additional identification, that would be better than needing to trust some nebulous cloud service with identifiable information tying your personal identity to your online habits.