Jokes on you, I don’t update anymore unless it’s Linux.

If you expect privacy with any meta product you are insane to begin with.

Did you mean ‘Exploitation’?

Serial killer-ish

Because amoeba outnumber us by orders of magnitude?

Thanks for the reminder.

It’s Definitely Not Fried Chicken.

Why aren’t I seeing “Grok floods X with naked, sexualised images of Trump and Musk” yet?

Yes

Um… the Gestapo is already coming for you and I still don’t see your guns helping…

Money for nothing and the chicks for free…

You could acquire a pretty cheap PC for Linux it runs on a potato. Try an electrical scrap heap nearby that you can fossick from or a friend with an old, unused system in storage (even a cheap $20 retro PC from your local marketplace?) to acquire an old retro system. You might not even need a new screen depending what connections your existing screens/TV has and if you could use a cheap adapter and cable from the thrift store.

Linux runs on basically any retro PC and laptop excluding some annoying wifi chips that need planning before the install if you don’t have ethernet. Some really old tech may also require specific distributions that still offer support too.

Machines with a 32bit CPU you will want to confirm beforehand if your chosen distribution still offers a supported 32bit install image and retro PC’s with obscure expansion cards that perhaps were never supported. This is likely moving into vintage collectors territory though and you would have to be pretty lucky now to find a machine like that super cheap and working.

I’ve been using archinstall it’s actually pretty good now.

Need to teach her how to turn off voicemail redirection.

I like this.

Can we have a duel to the death please?

The frosting might give my system constipation though.

Please be the GoP, please…

No you

I haven’t read it, I don’t use Windows so I’m not going to bother. A tl,dr would be nice though.

“Before… constant camera surveillance”

Oh you sweet, sweet child, where have you been?