They don’t get no water, let the motherfuckers burn.

Burn, motherfuckers. Burn

It’s because you put the case down unevenly and most of the charge sloshed to one side

And then he sticks the quarter up his nose

It’s such a self-report to show that you’re scared shitless of a guillotine

I’m sure it’ll be just fiiiine, what with that famously stout Texas power grid

My favorite show of all time. Only 3 seasons though, but I prefer 3 seasons of perfection (or damn near it) over 6+ seasons of middling quality

If they can somehow create a powdered version it may finally get him on board

The fucking mental gymnastics of that dude… he says the word, then tries to turn it around on you 😑

Like what do they expect the answer to be?

About as convincing as barging into a room and shouting “No, I did NOT shit my pants!”

It probably detected a certain number of flagged words or phrases and knew it was gonna be really negative feedback and “crashed”

One of my all-time favorite Joey moments

Kakaren

Wuhtwudge yew dew

if yewwer asttuh givupyer life ferfreedum

I love that song

Like Gretzky in fantasy hockey

There’s a difference between engagement and just acting like a dick. The way you worded your question was definitely in dick territory

I am watching you through a camera

Heads up, it’s actually keyboard and chair, not keyboard and computer

Two in the heart, one in the mind