Either way, it would have been tiny and malformed.

Sounds like you’re not in the U.S.

If he thinks five grand is a big hospital bill, he’s not living in the real world.

“freshly dig” ?

Oh. It’s Texas.

I got food poisoning there the day after Christmas.

Note to self: never go to a fast food restaurant the day after it was closed for a holiday.

Asshole.

What did this dumb shit expect?

Were you able to get out of it? That’s an obscene charge.

Aetna pulled out of my county for five months. I ended up in a ICU for three days, which is about a $50,000 bill.

So now I’m on the hook for an $8,000 out of network deductible.

Fuck U.S. health insurance.

Good point.

Asshole.

Frankly, I’d rather live under a freeway overpass. Or just die.

I am immunocompromised from cancer.

You have no idea how much these absolute morons piss me off.

Fraud.

93% according to the article.

Trunts.

Fuck him.

He’s one of the most corrupt dictators on the planet. He’s rigged elections, tortured citizens, and imprisoned more journalists than any other country.

Fuck him with a cactus.

One more asshole in Florida. Big deal.

I shared a similar void with my backyard neighbor for about seven years. Then he disappeared under questionable circumstances.

I’ve never seen eyes that color of orange.