What mormon god does to a mf when they drink a caffeinated beverage during their pre earthly existence

I swapped to linux a while back. The compatibility just isnt there yet unfortunately. Theres too many annoying roadblocks

We had to read this book called A Prayer for Owen Meany in school. Lots of weird stuff in that one. Main thing that stood out to me was a part where the mc is tied up to his girl cousin and gets an erection

I always wanted to try lamb balls because of that scene from national lampoon. But not raw

Can you eat it cooked now? With seasoning

“Woah this guys a millionaire you say? I’m afraid I cant operate on this man due to his choice to be wealthy.”

I’ve seen lots of them graduate where I live. They typically argue with it and say “Scientists don’t know everything” and continue being ignorant throughout the rest of their time in school

Buzz Lightyear was Tim Allen.

Edit: Neverimind I just learned that Patrick Warburton did play Buzz in the briefly running Buzz Lightyear: Star Command show from 2001

Isnt this just cloning? Like if they grew sperm cells and eggs from my dandruff and combined them

In the name of our lord Farquad

She do be Angela

How are the dresden files? Had a friend recommend it years ago but I never really tried it

Koooooooooooo gunnn…uuuuuuuu suuun

Idk if you do direct contact for safery reasons but if you do give him a nice rub on the chin for me

Wheres the rest of him? All I see is a floating head

I was watching an early episode of the Twilight Zone last night and an astronaut was asked what it was like in space and he replied “Like here but beyond” and I was thinking wtf what a weird way to describe space. Then I realized it was an episode that aired before humans had ever left earths atmosphere and they didnt have a proper understanding of how space really was at the time

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Could the T rex have used stealth tactics? Now that we know it had feathers and stuff. Maybe hiding in some thick foliage for the correct moment to snatch its prey