ITT: People complaining about how this phone is 100% perfect and what they want. Instead of moving towards heaven, we might as well remain in hell until heaven is directly attainable. It’s a good start and the more money that gets thrown this way, the more others will follow. But by all means, don’t support this endeavor, let’s stay in our Apple/Samsung/Google versions of hell instead.

tbf, online shopping would have eventually got you, but I’d say you could have gotten a good 15 years out of that hustle!

They say those who actually made fortunes during the gold rush were the ones selling the pickaxes.

Maybe I should get into the guillotine business…

You’re right! Tech companies need to stick to the easier problem to solve, self-driving cars! 😆

They have self-driving cars, but self-closing doors is still at least 10-15 years away.

Growing up, Pizza Hut was the only pizza place in my town. It was your classic building with the red hut roof. I hate to hear the company is doing so poorly, but poor management and business decisions stained the brand. It’s a shadow of its former self. It could be turned around if they bring back their classic pan pizza recipe and leaned more in on nostalgia. Most Pizza Huts nowadays are shoved into strip malls or have had their hut roofs mutilated and I’m like, “Why!?” It’s literally in your name and logo!

You mean more shit? Because it was already shit.

Hey, Microsoft said 10 was the last version of Windows…

FBI: No, it’s fine, they have a privacy policy.

Let me introduce you to my new religion: Epsteinism. It’s mainly not letting anyone forget about this ever no matter what shit gets kicked up to distract us from the fact that Trump is on the list.

I’m actually printing this out for a buddy rn! What a coincidence!

It’s like some sort of bizzaro meme, made by a Gen Alpha teen who has lived a week in 1995 and has to deal with the hassle of TV commercials, but doesn’t know what an iPod is (which is the “remote” in this picture).

Thanks for quoting this. It makes way more sense than the way I first read the headline as “Willful childishness.”

Inscribed on their swords and shields are “Won’t somebody please think of the children!”