You should see the suicide pledges in FIAT currency tho

hits bong US has an Air Man? What’s his power?

No shit, FLIGHT?!

Just goes to show the importance of avoiding low quality copper

Monitor vs Merrimac ass order

Those shells are hollow-points — cop killers

I unlocked some sick alpha by exchanging those for drugs and then selling those drugs in smaller plastic bags

Only one generation believed that the boys would be back in town (spoiler: they were)

Just stick to betting on wholesome things like if a kid’s gonna croak from cancer

When you are a Michigander and you trot away with candor

Somebody plz check on the mummies

It’s all bots and influence ops over there anymore

Bring back bad mspaints

You laugh but a house made of these will protect against wolves

Tired: jihad Wired: Butlerian jihad

On a scale of “no” to “fuck no” please rate

MAGA gonna fuck kids one way or the other

One good use for AI would be to generate IDs real enough to pass these checks & stock invasive databases with slop

You’d think they’d call me Elon, builder of space internet… but you fuck ONE child!

You could rebuild that relationship but it arguably would not be the same