Idiots drink milk.

How many times do you see a predator sucking milk from a prey’s teat?

You must be my friend that got high cholesterol in his thirties.

I can tell from some of the pixels…

So, I was right.

My demented father cannot even use the bathroom correctly. He will not help me.

Remember, you are dealing with people that never cook, and for some reason think they know what they’re talking about.

Yep, you don’t cook.

IBEW local 26 here. They showed me that video too. That shook me for sure.

It was the first class experience I’ve had in the trade. That video was the last thing he showed us at the end of class.

Last thing he said was “don’t work hot” as we’re all packing up.

Or she says:

“I’m fine.”

Nope. Cloud to Butt still works for me.

Literally, only .1% of the population will participate.

Hey everyone, this guy thinks the movie is about him.

Oh man, if you like that, you’ll really love fried chicken.

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I live in Maryland. There is a law under review currently. It has not been passed. I joined a site, and was fine for a day. Went back on the next day and got the verification notice.

I looked up the status of the law, and freaked out thinking I was being scammed.

I’m sorry I’m late to the party.

A single hash brown all the way, meaning with cheese, country, gravy, chili, tomatoes, mushrooms, onions. I think even jalapenos. it’s glorious. Add an iced tea and you’re at $11.50. just make sure your drive isn’t more than 20 minutes to get home.

Be careful, he lives here.

It’s because of the connotation with an overrated metal band of the same name.

/s for the overly serious

Hopefully AI will help aid social skills at some point.

Thank God you made this comment. I thought I was alone.

I use it for porn too. But I joined a site that makes it very easy to do. Super fun, but the initial rush has worn off. Still pretty rewarding, tho.