Cap

Something tells me he was not the captain. But I’ll wait for all the facts to come out before I rush to judgement.

Looks like an albino Harvey Weinstein.

Can’t believe that glass at the bottom of the photo has survived being on the counter without a cat pawing it off.

PETER VENKMAN: He’s gonna take a little nap now, but, uh, he says he’s Florida Man. Does that make any sense to you?

EGON SPENGLER: Some. I just met California Man. He’s here with me now.

PETER VENKMAN: Oh, wonderful. We have to get these two together.

EGON SPENGLER: I think that would be extraordinarily dangerous.

I read the title as someone from Boston saying, 'He got the job, didn’t he?!?"

Ugh! I used to listen and watch her in TV. Couldn’t pass up a Dr. Ruth sound bite

Shelley Duvall, Richard Simmons, and now Shannen Doherty. Just a wave of sad news recently.

Welp, I need to get my brain checked. First thought was “angel having orgasm”.

Crocodile mechanics and otter plumbers. No wonder I can’t find a job!

Rookie mistake using the incisors. The pros know you start with the molars to break a nut loose.

Who is less popular now, Musk or Boeing?

The lead apple doesn’t fall far from the Dollar Tree.

Heat + Old(er) + Rocky Greek Island + Hiking = Death

I think this math checks out.