Caffeinated_Sloth

I’d rather my part of the public money go to help an alcoholic neighbor than to subsidize a certain Coastal Elite’s habit of buying golf courses and ballrooms.

He must have read the comments on a Babylon Bee post.

Thanks I couldn’t remember the title.

Great movie!

Hey look on the bright side: at least you still have two weenies to rub together.

Monkey see, monkey do. Coming to a USA near you.

That book is awesome. I hope it gains popularity in English.

For some people, getting a doctor’s note involves spending money for it because they don’t have medical insurance.

Hands on hips, nose in the air: “I only speak with people who are calm.”

Too soon.

True believers are terrifying.

Then CA negotiates trade deals with Asia and quits doing business with US altogether.

Don’t count the doctors before the apples hatch.

One 4 cups of cheese, got it.

Drinking beer may cause eternal life. Got it. Good news for a Friday!

I attend quite a few meetings where I don’t know what the hell is going on so I just look for opportunities to make jokes.

No, that’s not quite right. Your pitch is too good. Let yourself go a little flat and you’ll have it nailed.

Best team logo at the time too.

Things are difficult and the actions of this administration are causing unnecessary suffering to many people. However, the republic and the world survived 8 years of W Bush, a useful idiot for super-wealthy friends of his VP, disruptor of the global order, friend to Christian nationalists, stoker of anti-Islamic violence, warden of Guantanamo Bay prison, and wrecker of the economy. The parallels to our situation today are striking. Perhaps the US will survive again.

Except at mine there are a billion people in line and after you pay for your hot dog you have to wait in another line to pick it up even though the hot dogs are DIRECTLY BEHIND the person you just gave your money to. The cash wrap workflow was designed by a three-legged donkey. Actually that’s not fair to donkeys. Donkeys are great.