FATTER!

Ranchers prefer mustache rides.

If you see a farmer today give em a squeeze

I throw it up in the air and hit it with the cleaver twice, perfectly diced everytime

How do you know when someone is a non-carbon eater? Don’t worry they will tell you.

You cat horder! Nice looking family.

I hope the next president raze it to the ground like he did with out government.

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Don’t they get a kickback from the oil wells? I guess take that away and use it cause the feds aren’t coming to help you now

Guys will do anything rather than cut off their own balls

I thought the wand was supposed to go in. Ohh I’ve been doing it wrong!

The future sucks man

I shall spin in my office chair and get extra dizzy

Actually Pope’s used to spit until they started keeping them in

Why research it when you can ask AI?

All pills are placebos. It’s all within your mind. Cure all your ailments with Oracle™ Miracle Tonic!

I’m going to leave work 1.3ms early

The whole world is terrorized by assholes

In America, once a child is born they immediately become invisible to republicans. Maybe we should be raising them in the way of the Shinobi?

If the stores were smart they would tariff the rice based on the buyers address. Making those weirdos in Sumida-ku pay 145% more will grow the domestic economy and lead to greater prosperity somehow. - Trump 3:16