“He’s one of the good ones”

His wife’s family actually said that. He’s such a self-hating fella that it didn’t bother him.

you mean like Uncle Clarence?

How come that doesn’t apply to you?

Like, maybe we could argue you’re a giant pussy because all you do is post online rather than take up arms and help your neighbors out.

They also want the rare books scanned so they can break any/all book ciphers, including those based on rare finds.

Yes, and…

those in upper management need us to see them there, in front of us, IN CHARGE.

That’s all it’s about. They need you to kneel and scrape and fucking bow, and for that, you gotta sit in a car ten hours a week and work in an uncomfortable open-space cubicle where you can hear everything, including Betty from finance chewing.

All day, every day, so that Brent the VP can feed off your collective energy admiring him like he’s a big shot. That’s why he’s the only asshole who wears a tie to an office of business casual colleagues.

Trump is here to trade Taiwan to China in exchange for forgiving any and all US debt.

The fascists are on board because they get to clamp down on American society and specifically, the left.

That’s why they hired this weird fuck and that’s why the people on board are on board. They say Russia, Russia, Russia, and obviously Russia is part of the problem.

But the big winner of the Trump era is China.

It is such a perfect dark joke that I am tempted to start writing a new script around the character, and see if i can’t find a good story there in the marble.

In my head canon, he’s a pedo but rendered essentially harmless because he is so socially inept that he can’t seal the deal.

I mean christ, he has all the money in the world, and the boys on Money Guys Rape Kids For Money Island wouldn’t take his fucking money. Imagine what an awful presence you must have if those creeps, who hang out with literal scum, can’t stomach being around you.

Is your generation incapable of developing a thought or imagining something?

You really can’t figure out how an institution as large and complex as the US military might have a way to learn things, even when shitheads are in charge?

Can’t imagine how it might be done? Can’t think through and solve that one? C’mon. I refuse to believe anyone is that dense.

The bad people own the drones.

But no worry! The Flock cameras will redefine a whole new class of bad people for the fascists to murder.

Yes but then when it comes time for the murder trial to convict, that murder jury won’t also be convicting him of the prowling charge.

People like BOGO offers, and maybe Luigi’s lawyers feel a jury finding him guilty on prowling would be more inclined to work itself from a hung jury toward a conviction?

Pleading that now gets it a little bit out of the way. Not entirely, but it lessens the effect later, and it makes the state focus on other behaviors and evidence. No need to relitigate the prowling aspect, right?

pretty much any crime that isn’t a sex crime or a murder of a civilian, i’m 100% not guilty

those i’ll pay attention and give a proper read on the case, but everyone else gets to walk. There’s enough fuckin people in jail.

Do Republicans not understand like metaphors and shit, or do you have a home aid that should be coming by to log you off momentarily?

Hey you know how sometimes in society, a lunatic runs around the town square with a gun shooting all kinds of people? Dead bodies everywhere, like they’re filming Heat 2?

Then one cop steps up and fires the perfect shot, taking the bad guy down. No more victims.

The health care CEO was the lunatic shooter and Luigi was (allegedly) the cop.

You’d cheer that cop. That’s what these people are doing, like it or not, agree or not. That is what they are doing.

what the fuck do you think an oligarch is, if not the CEO of literal Bond Villain corporation that is 4th in the world in $?

Like for real. Explain yourself.

IDK it sounds to me like Luigi killed one guy and saved more than one life.

Is that a bad thing now? Moral math says give Luigi a medal and a ride home.

And then close down every health insurance company as Cancer Profiteering and fund a proper national system.

I bet you’d love the guy who killed Hitler.

(we can smell the conservative from here)

It’s honestly insane and kinda selfish and self-defeating to say that the response to a bad situation is to just take your business elsewhere.

Like…we can’t just write off everyone else’s misery and suffering because you personally found a way to avoid it.

That is literally 99% of the world’s problems and thank you for providing a brilliant example at the lowest moral stakes possible.

You’re going to need to specify the alleged slurs. Too many people chalk shit like “Israel shouldn’t get to murder children” as anti-semitism.

A tiny PBS office in St Louis has a $19 million/year IT budget? I really doubt that.