It doesnt look like returning the devices has to be immediate or convenient. Heres my proposed plan:

Ban devices entirely. Any item discovered gets confiscated, labeled, and placed in a bin in the office (achieving the “secure” location requirement of the bill.) Students are permitted to label their item. Items are available for pickup weekly at the end of a district-wide midday “value of education” parental education session.

Labelmaker: ~$200/school

Labels: $0.01/item

2 hrs labor weekly: 38×2×$50=$3800/district/year

Value of inconveniencing parents enough to care: priceless.

Didn’t want to state a blanket “can” - these types of laws vary in a lot of places.

Check your local laws, but you can probably buy and carry a white cane so long as you aren’t trying to scam the legal benefits of it.

It’s huge for this. Aiming and trying to frame the camera for a phone app sucks. Pointing your head is a lot more natural.

The "medical device " solutions are bulky, exceedingly expensive, and lack creature comforts like Bluetooth audio from your phone.

To be fair, it’s the largest black owned farm “near Los Angeles.” At about 250 acres.

I’m having a hard time tracking down the current largest black farm in the US, but it’s at least bridgefortg farms in alabama, with about 10,000 acres.

I got absolute whiplash reading up on this guy’s history.

Aren’t they a little old for that?

70% of the world pisses and moans when america plays world police. 70% of the world pisses and moans when america doesn’t play world police.

I mean HONESTLY!😾

Anybody can code an application, it takes a software engineer to barely code it.

Lol. HOAs are on a strict boot-based diet. Any well-reasoned argument will just make them install MORE of them.

Also: I really want to introduce the neologism caligavore. Can we all make that a thing?

The answer is almost certainly, but the followup question is how much pellet gun?

Your acceptable concentration is about 1*10^-28.

The world’s largest freshwater lake is lake Baikal, with a volume of 22995 km^3. Adult humans have a bladder volume of about 350 ml. If a single person pees in this lake once, that’s a concentration of about 1.5*10-17, or about 150 billion times too pissy.

Reverse osmosis and distillation have fairly complimentary strengths and weaknesses. RO removes about 99% of contaminants, distillation removes about 99.9%. two passes each of RO and distillation and your treated single-piss lake Baikal water is now down to about 1*10^-27 piss, or still about 10x too pissy for you.

This analysis assumes that you consider piss to not include the water molecules that carry it. If you have a “once piss always piss” policy, I’d be willing to bet that a pretty significant portion of water to have gone through an animal at least once.

Geeze, who do you think these guys are, ski jumpers?

Let’s go Brody?

Honestly, these types of methodology sections go over my head. How do they distinguish between “deaths caused by sanctions” and “deaths caused by sanctioned regimes?”

Buckle up, I’m sure this thread will be full of reasonable and internally consistent opinions.

Seriously?

What idiot thought it would take a trillion years for the US to rack up $37 in debt?

Just be thankful they don’t make you scroll to your phone number

If you actually clicked through, you’d realize this reads as “gee, why does this klansman listen to so much rap?”

Ostensibly, a noble goal. Practice is a bit more fuzzy.

Also: nothing is ever new