There’s a Mexican restaurant which I always wanted to try. Walked in and ordered a carne asada plate- the fucking thing was almost 30 bucks. It took like 20 minutes and was the consistency of reconstituted shoe leather and tasted like a jarred fart.

There is never a soul eating in there and yet it remains open.

SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER

Some great timing happened, my Prime membership auto renewal coincided with the inauguration and public display of facism - so I ceased all purchases and didn’t re-up for prime.

I’m doing my part!

I miss the flying pizza

He must watch Seinfeld

I froze these fuckers out long ago. Before shopping anywhere I look into their policies as of 2025.

No need to wait.

Incidentally I’ve probably saved 300 bucks just by not convenience shopping

That’s what she said

There’s No Normal Life There’s Just Life. Now Get On With It.

But he’s not a Democrat, so it’s fine

Definitely my favorite conversation with Lucifer thus far 🤣

But dismantling the government is fine