“He’s not THAT handsome.”

-Lead Prosecutor

I was paying attention.

It was not, in fact, that bad.

Is it reaaaalllly immoral if the kids just freakin’ love it though?

What goon-affiliated product will they be able to purchase with food stamps instead? Lee Greenwood Bibles? My Pillows?

I’m not stealing your car. I just need it for a while, to train my AI model.

Comma comma Dow doobie doo Dow down. Pickin’ stocks is hard toooooooo do.

I’m shocked it wasn’t $14.88, the My Pillow Rate.

So, just like everything else, ever. Idiots gonna idiot, my friend. But I do agree wholeheartedly.

“Gee, boss. Says here 87% of viewers were angry with the TV for spying on them.”

Can’t make money giving away expensive shit, dumbass https://media.tenor.com/tPLKdGTxM9gAAAAM/i-like-money-frito.gif

At long last, a proper purgatory for links I wish I had the attention span to read, but will never actually get back to reading.

“Neat!” he said, with his remaining six teeth

The US Marshals were “just doing their job.”

https://store.steampowered.com/app/993090/Lossless_Scaling/

That’s kind of what this is for.

I bet the fella from Fiat played a mean fiddle while Tesla of North Rome burned.

Boofing Ivermectin should fix it right up, no?

ATC cuts are taking their toll on all flying craft.

Zombie Deer Disease: It’s Catching On!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO–klahoma is where Robert Morris did sex crimes 🎶

I do, in fact, dislike being fucked on the ass.