Muh-fan-oi I believe

Sigma nuts or something, idk…

Ah shit, Google maps is driving us straight into the Andromeda Galaxy.

The Ballad of Buster Scruggs; Coen Brothers comedy western anthology. Couldn’t reccomend it enough.

“Money”

Hey man, sadism is hungry work.

Okay, kinky and organized, that’s nice. But what the fuck is up with the bright pink bike horn? I do not want to know where that thing has been.

“Don’t rightly care if they do.”

What’s the opposite of “eating the onion”? I thought this was satire for sure.

Ha, it would probably take me a month to clean up my 10k+ email inbox. Work email though, I refuse to have more than 15 sitting in my inbox.

Funny enough, the term was coined in the 80’s

What happened, most likely, is he screwed it up because he realized he couldn’t say “shame on me” without it being a soundbite on every news outlet. Better to appear dumb than personally apologetic to a national tragedy.

You knock it off right now, buddy.

Space trains fall under a different regulating authority than space stations, unfortunately.