dodo 🇨🇦🇺🇦

They’re not rights if they can be taken away.

Burn it all down.

We’re doomed 🫠

He’s a cunt. Generally, however, house spiders are good.

Transition to eating the rich.

Something about nazis and rental trucks.

Na, und?

Hussein Barack Obama is back baby.

…

Genius.

When a Ma and a Pa fell in love, they coupled in a steamy limited liability relationship. Then they made love—back then we called it “making love”—and three fiscal quarters later, they would welcome a newborn shoppe into the world. Then everyone watched PBS and went to bed without locking their doors.

And snapdragons.

Geraniums!

🙈🙉🙊

They’re giving off mixed signals

If he was blackout drunk at the time and he doesn’t remember sending it now, is he culpable when he’s sober? No. Clearly not. The buck stops somewhere.

Rivaling neutron stars in density.

Here in Washington, we just call it the River.

Classic MIL/SIL antics.

No one corn that man’s beef!

Earth chicks suck.