I just got back from The Odyssey (it’s shite, Leguizamo is the only saving grace) having known none of the cast beforehand except Matt Damon, and it was kind of offputting when I saw they were both in it tbh. At least they had no scenes together.

Controversial to who? Shitty bait-and-switch “live service” studios? Fuck em.

They knew how to do this in the 80s. Little Shop of Horrors, The Fly, and The Thing for example. All remakes that far surpassed the cheesy originals.

What a guy…

I hear Led Zeppelin’s Immigrant Song.

You know how some cats look like Ron Perlman?

This one looks just like this bartender I know, Jackie Daytona.

Seems a little sus to me. I mean, none of that cheese is even in liquid or spray form.

He looks like 5000 candles in the wind.

small kitten at large

I remember reading some batshit pitch for a movie once where it was something like a buddy cop thing with Vin Diesel and Terry Crews (both IRL dnd-playing nerds), and they had to go undercover at comic-con to stop some terrorist plot. Point is, the bad guy turns out to be Daniel Radcliffe (played by Elijah Wood). With his lackey, Elijah Wood (played by Daniel Radcliffe).

Not my cat, just a random internet discovery.

2, 3, 4, 6, 1, 7, 5.

Onion rings are either at the top or bottom of the list depending on the batch.

Okay so then in Blade 3 its bsically Blade goign John Wick on some vampires until he finds out the vamp who killed his love is now part of a cult tying to smmon a demon.Then at the climax of the movie he has to choose betoween getting his revenge and stopping the summoning. and Blade is too driven by fury and he goes for revenge. So cliffhanger ending, the demon pops out of a portal. folloed by…

JOHN CONSTANTINE!

THAT’S RIGHT BIGHTCHES, BLADE 4 IS A BACKDOOR MARVEL/DC CROSSOVER!

Upon further consideration and two drinks, I deand Hollywood use this as the twist ending to give Blade the love interest they’re going to force in no matter what in the reboot.

Then in the sequel he sells out and gets a fancy new Batcave Crypt(?) funeded by some asshole who turns out to be the villain.

And Blade’s conviction falters and it breaks her protection just long enough to get her tragically killed, setting up therevenge plot for the third movie.

God wqhy am I not a screenwriter. It’s not good, but it would sell.

It would be such a Dresden type loophole to use that with the cliche of “home is wherever you are”, and have someone believe that strongly enough to make the other person a living vampire repellent.

Whoa-oh here she comes. Watch out bones, she’ll chew you up!

The OP is “just” reckless overconfidence. This is defiance against god.