I’m a real person!

Why are they so drawn to the basement ceiling


My kid is the homie in this meme waaay too often, I always keep a couple new old-fashioned toothbrushes on hand. Keeps her out of my hair all evening, and her friends are always so polite and clean up after themselves because they think they’re getting away with something.
⭐ gold star, nailed it on your first try


Please don’t leave! Keep speaking your mind, if enough of us stick it out we can drown out the users like Captain Asshole here.
You never know until you try! If she doesn’t want her belly pet, she grabs your hand with her front paws and bunny kicks you with her back legs.
Those aren’t ads, Coca-Cola™ is just so crisp and refreshing that we can’t help talking about it naturally!
Oh no, she’s very photogenic
haha.
She’d loooove the comparison to God, I’m certain, but that photo was her threatening me º _ °