All devices have parental controls which can be enabled. If watching porn is bad for a child’s mental health and parents are allowing their children to use a device they have neglected to enable those controls on, how can that be considered to be anything other than child neglect? Why put the onus on providers when even the most non tech savvy parent could spend a few hours learning to stop their kids from encountering it in the first place? This is all going to go very wrong very soon.

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if exists(thing) {
write(thing);
} else {
write(“I do not know”);
}

Yea I see what you mean, I guess in that sense they know if a state is true or false.

Then in that respect AIs aren’t even as powerful as an ordinary computer program.

No computer programs “know” anything. They’re just sets of instructions with varying complexity.

Isn’t there an theory that a truly sentient and benevolent AI would immediately shut itself down because it would be aware that it was having a catastrophic impact on the environment and that action would be the best one it could take for humanity?

Yea, if nothing else hopefully this will make at least a few kids think about online privacy.

I can’t say for certain because I wasn’t given one but I can’t imagine me and my friends would have been willing to communicate with each other on devices provided by our school. Even in the early 00s it would have been filled with spyware.

Oh, The Simpsons lied to me, through animation. I hate when people do that.

Ugandan dollars

And I want a toilet made out of solid gold, but it’s just not in cards now is it.

Nope. Cats have been proven to consistently meow or vocalise in a different way to humans than other cats. So they know the difference.

Yea I can see it becoming a legal requirement for hardware to be certified and monitored to make sure it hasn’t deviated from an approved configuration. Think of the children, it could be used for crimes if not. Self hosting will completely die and any chance of digital freedom completely killed.

Wouldn’t this mean that Trump’s father who’s parents were German and his mother who was born in Scotland weren’t citizens when he was born on American soil, hence he himself isn’t?

T to the P to the motherfuckin’ G

Toxo-plasma-gon-dii!

Picture this, you’re a parasite that can inhabit any warm blooded animal but can only reproduce when you’re inhabiting a cat. You start scrambling the brains of mice and rats to make them more likely to run into and provide tasty transport to your feline fuck pads, but that only gets you so far. What’s the best way to bump up your gondii count to insane numbers? Do your little noodle-nobbling act on a species of ape with a big ol’ brain box, giving them the curiosity to think outside of it, leading to the development of the world altering technology that is agriculture. Now those sowing simians and the one animal you need to propagate live in close quarters, infecting each other with you back and forth. Hell, give it enough time and your shaggy shag wagons start to evolve specifically to manipulate those bipedal bonebags into actively taking care of them and even sleeping in the same damn bed! The monkeys get even smarter and don’t need pussy powered pest control anymore? No problem, the population of your kitty cum camps and their custodians has exploded. There’s no chance the relationship between both species is ever going to end at this stage as its an embedded part of human culture. Congratulations, you’ve guaranteed the existence of your kind forever. Or until the whole climate change thing you sort of unknowingly enabled wipes everything out. But hey, not a bad run for an unthinking alveolate.

Can it remake Doom?

I’d like to ask what OS it’s running and also ask you to bear in mind what the correct answer is on this particular platform.

Police recovered an iPhone that linked Chowles to an account used to transfer bitcoin as well as relevant browser search history relating to a cryptocurrency exchange service.

Several notebooks were also discovered in Chowles’s office that contained usernames, passwords and statements relating to White’s cryptocurrency accounts.

Lol, yea. Total dipshit.

Who’s Check and why are you mating with him, homo?

Nice! Thank you, works perfectly.

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Just need to find a way to stop Eternity from opening Youtube links in the browser. Sure you can share it with the app but it would be a lot more convenient.