Aeri

Does A Hat In Time’s “Murder on the owl express” count?

I wonder what the best place to VPN to is now.

I’d rather donate a chunk of change all on my own then let the corporations cash in on it.

That’s a really strange thing to do while being insanely fascistly gung-ho about deporting people.

Finally a shooting statistic I can get behind.

Honestly I think my biggest fear with living in a van would be needing to service said van. They won’t just let you live in it while it’s in the shop for a week because somethings wrong with the engine.

I wonder if I could sign up to join and just do a really terrible job and still collect a paycheck, like, active sabotage bad. Trip and let the would be targets get away, fuck up agency vehicles, etc.

Ew gross can’t wait to have to answer captchas

Yeah bro I’ll just venmo you five trillion dollars no biggie

Fair warning for anyone who wants to boot my car I own a cordless angle grinder…

I’m an autistic fucker with food problems I think I’m just gonna have to die

Well ain’t this just a f****** kick in the head i don’t even know if I’m supposed to get vaccinated anymore. ( according to an article I read the latest science says that vaccinations might not be the best thing for literally everyone at this point)

Is a hamburger a recreational substance

I think the strength of your intellectual property protection should be inversely proportional to the size of your organization.

A character I design myself or an invention I patent myself should be firmly protected so I can’t be bullied out of the market as easily, but a big company should get only fleeting protection.

That’s just my take.

They look like random Grand Theft Auto enemies that you wipe out by the dozen.

I think websites should just be held more accountable.

I don’t think wholesale banning children from the internet is a good idea. I remember being a child online in the distant past and it being cool, it’s be a shame if I couldn’t have thst experience. Though I know the web has changed.

My current personal hell is

Log in to use Splurp™️!

USERNAME: Bongo Password: Schleeb209-!AA12

An E-Mail has been sent to Bongo@bingus.gov with a link to sign in [click link] Please confirm with 2FA!

Now do this again every fucking hour on this service you use all day you fucking cow.

Call me when I can play ALL the video games I want to play on Linux and I’ll happily ditch windows.

Hard mode: you aren’t allowed to mention Proton or tell me to abandon video games I like because “Well kernal anticheat is bad and was invented by satan” (it is, I know, I still want to play fortnite occasionally or whatever).

Oh my beloved motherfucking website author, I do in fact remember when websites were good, it was about 15 or 20 years ago… Sob (maybe more depending on who you ask)

To be fair falling down the stairs could very easily kill you if you land wrong.