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Volkswagen says it’s putting ChatGPT in its cars for “enriching conversations”::Volkswagen is putting ChatGPT into its cars starting in the second quarter of 2024. The feature is being considered for the US, but plans have yet to be finalized.
Fuck that shit.
Hi. This is Volky, the Volkswagen AI powered by Microsoft!! I see you want to start an engaging conversation about anal sex during constipation. Did you know that in ancient Sumaria “Fucking that shit” was an act performed by Shaman for treating severe constipation? If you’d like to talk about this more during your trip to “Kroger Grocery store” pound your face twice on the steering column to activate your $19.99 a month subscription to ChatGPT 5.5 advanced conversation mode!
I don’t want more upselling.
Please.
Why is that? Most car already have voice assistants to help in tasks that would ve distracting for the driver. What’s the difference with chatGPT?
Fuck that shit too.
I don’t want nor need smart features on my car. Keep it dumb or make it open source.