Interns don’t actually do shit anyway.

He’d still have nothing to do in the office. Actually most people in an office are doing nothing regardless of title in my experience.

As Ranzispa says, he goes there to chat and bother everyone else rather than actually work.

I think you’ve confused suburban McMansions with a nice place to live.

Learn to change your own oil people. You literally only need a socket wrench and and a drain pan. You don’t even need to jack a lot of cars up if you don’t mind squeezing under.