Luckily, I know something that would probably help her get over the trauma…

Ah, yes, the truck with “easily replaceable body panels” meaning that some mischievous teens with a screwdriver can strip your quarter panels while you sleep.

In the 60s, 70s and 80s consumers had the money to mess around with colors on a whim.

Maybe rich people did. This is a really wild take and I don’t think it’s grounded in reality at all.