A play in four cats
“Gonna have to go lick my ass to get the taste out of my mouth”
Remember kids, if your mom tries to wash your mouth out with soap, you take a big fucking bite of that bar, chew it up, and then spit it at her.
10/10, no notes.
I’m pretty sure if you could speak cat, it’d be yelling “How dare you do this to me!”
Cat News Anchor: This just in… soap is not food. Film at 11.
If you watch the play in reverse this is about a cat showing you the lengths he will go to fuck you up.
O this smells nice.
Chomp
Christ on a stick!
Looks over to human: why would you leave this here! Remove it immediately!
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“Gross, it tastes like cilantro!” - Cat
My husband says it either taste like soap or solid deodorant. I have no idea how he knows what deodorant tastes like.
How else are you supposed to keep your farts smelling nice?
Touché
Tushié
