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ickplant@lemmy.world to cats@lemmy.world · 4 months ago

The cat ratio is off

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The cat ratio is off

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ickplant@lemmy.world to cats@lemmy.world · 4 months ago
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  • SaraTonin@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    OTOH, it does mean that OP can get up. Their husband cannot, for it is the law that you cannot get up if you’re being sat on

  • resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe
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    4 months ago

    Radiate more heat.

    • islandcoda42@lemmy.zip
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      Legit, I run nice and warm too and have cats on me every night and I’m here for it

      My posse- Coda, Treble, Yodel ❤️❤️❤️

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    My partner and I visited a cat café and a group must’ve had catnip or smth but they had around 7 cats at their seating area at one point

    We felt a little better when one of the cats on a high perch started sneezing and snotted over several of the people lol

  • thefluffiest@feddit.nl
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    What’s stopping you from getting a fourth cat?

    • ickplant@lemmy.worldOP
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      What would stop the fourth cat from also laying on the husband? That would really throw off the ratio!

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        Then you get a fifth ¯_(ツ)_/¯

        • kamenlady@lemmy.world
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          You know how this will end up. Hundreds of cats on the husband.

          • ickplant@lemmy.worldOP
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            Husband:

          • thefluffiest@feddit.nl
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            At some point the husband will be full. Somewhere around cat #23. So the 24th should work.

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